it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
