They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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