just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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