You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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