hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have already put on my inside pants.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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