I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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