Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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