david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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