I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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