Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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