Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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