Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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