we're blogging at a bar
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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