Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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