Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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