If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
