we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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