Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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