There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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