i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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