ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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