Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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