yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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