Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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