After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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