I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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