I love black thongs
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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