I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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