return my video game
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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