On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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