Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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