so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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