I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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