if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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