If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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