I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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