Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am mentally ready for anal.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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