brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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