party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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