then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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