I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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