margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
