I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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