I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it was like eating out sand paper
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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