your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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