It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
That was an excessively violent trivia night
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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