If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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