it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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