I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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