what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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